His phone: Will power! Diet! Workout! (I hope you fulfill it, hahahaha!)
I know you birthday is on the 30th, but Happy 19th Birthday!
It might have been the suckiest birthday anyone has every celebrated for you, but I hope you still had fun.
I cannot, and will nvr, get used to calling you by your english name thou, *coughs.
Here's wishing your cold jokes will nvr change(: